Tuesday, May 30, 2006

 

Haiku Karate

Light Head Harry
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/29/AR2006052900913.html

A ditty to Light Horse Harry.
A Dem flag he was to carry.
He went to the Fight
While others paid right.
Now he's called "Cash and Carry."

Underestimating Christian Jim
http://www.issues2000.org/Senate/Jim_Holt.htm

There is a prophet by Half
Who served on the General's Staff
But the Dog's did attack
From front and from back
But the prophet got the last laugh.

'02 Revisited
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/state/2002-11-05-arkansas-ussen_x.htm

There once was a Big Baby Boy
Who's Daddy gave him a Toy
But it was Tiny Tim
Who cast out his Flegm
Now Big Baby Boy is all a-joy.

The Lady's a Tramp
If you read "Do As I Say: Lessons in Liberal Hypocracy" you will get this one.

The Grapes and the Den
Of Mice and for Men
The Lady's a Wop from the East
She plays to the Men
But takes from the Man
The Lady's no tramp, but a Beast.

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