Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Invasion of the Sanity Snatchers
Hillarious Clintonious is headed to Rogers.
Note to Rogers Residents: Hide the children. You never know who might be in those villages.
Earlier this week, Egore… er, Eyore… er, Al Gore was in state speaking to the Wally World crowd. It’s only a matter of time before the rest of the lunatic fringe finds its way to Arkansas.
I can see it now ~~~~~
- Babs hits Fayetteville to talk about the need to hang your clothes on the line instead of putting them in the dryer and then goes to Comet Cleaners to pick up her outfit for the $1,000 per person dinner.
- Michael Moore stumbles into Bentonville – look out Wal-Mart execs, remember what he tried with GM – and avoids the African-American community while saying he supports them.
- Alec Baldwin, the bad actor of the Baldwin clan, harps about moving to France if still another Republican wins.
Why are all the libs coming to little old Arkansas? Well, the Hill is running for Prez. And Gore is not running while he runs for Prez. But they are primarily here to help the Dems in the state and raise funds. Let me tell you something, when you have people who have “dislike” numbers running in the quadruple digits campaigning for you, you might want to reconsider running for office.
But just in case, look both ways before crossing the streets and avoid the hairdresser for the next few days. Mizz Rodham or Mizz Clinton or Mizz “Whatever-she-is-calling-herself-these-days” will leave town soon enough. We haven’t forgotten those nasty words she had for all things Arkansas once she got away from here. She won’t stay long.